Toddster Worship

Who is the Toddster?: If you don't know who the Toddster is, you should be ashamed of yourself. The Toddster is a character from Lloyd Kaufman's film Terror Firmer. 

Actor: Gary Hrbek

Job: The Toddster is the sound guy who works on a movie set. 

More: Right after the Toddster quits his job he is killed by a hermaphrodite serial killer (this happens in the first 10 minutes of the film). Although the Toddster is only a minor character he has his own theme song. Almost every second word he says is "dude".

Video: Scene from "Terror Firmer" with the Toddster 

Toddster Quotes

"I would be ready now, if it wasn't for the fact that our fearless leader blew out my Sanheizer with his real 45. magnum blast." - Toddster, after being asked if he was ready to film a scene

"Long enough for you to suck on the Todd rod, until you're gargling in the Todd wad." - Toddster talking to the script girl

"ARGH! My nuts!" - Toddster, while getting nuts crunched by a PA  

"What the fuck, dude! I'll put up with cheese sandwiches for lunch and I'll put with a crew that just fucking sucks... but I draw the line at ball crunching!" - Toddster after having his nuts squeezed by a co-worker

"I quit! I fucking quit!" - Toddster

"The Toddster is outta here... and I'm taking my equipment with me... sayonara suck wads!" - Toddster 

"Fucking stupid, fucking head!" - Toddster, while tripping on a fake head

"Oh man! Not the Toddster, he had good potential." - Larry Benjamin, after Toddster leaves

"Make way for one drunk sound guy...!" - Toddster's frat boy friends at his frat party

"The Toddster can handle anything!" - Toddster's frat boy friend after being asked if he can handle his alcohol

"I left Benjamin with his cheap ass dick in his penny pinchin' hand." - Toddster

"Yeah, Robert DeNiro and Samuel L. Jackson... so fucking what?" - Toddster, being questioned by his friends about celebrities in Troma movies

"What the fuck? Do you guys wanna discuss my employment history or get stoned of our ass with these fine foxy ladies?" - Toddster

"Who is that? I'll go cut myself off a slice of that fried baloney..." - Toddster, after he sees a mysterious woman

"You rule, Toddster!" - Frat boy encouraging the Toddster

"Hey baby, do fries come with that shake?" - Toddster, after approaching a girl who's dancing at a party

"Todd... most people call me the Toddster." - Toddster, after being asked his name

"Welcome to the Todd pod." - Toddster with the mysterious woman in his room

"Oh baby, you're gonna fuck Todd and see God." - Toddster

"Call me the Todd bod." - Toddster

"We're men!" - Toddster, after being accused of being a boy

"What are you saying? And my name is the Toddster, please." - Toddster, after being called Toddy

"Dude my ass! Time out, time out... I don't play this way!" - Toddster, after having a bud in his anus

"Ok, ok... there's a bud in my anus, there's a bud in my anus. Take the bud out of my anus..." - Toddster

"Hey, that's expensive coke!" - Toddster, after having coke poured in his anus

"No! That was a figure of speech." - Toddster, after getting "stoned off his ass" literally

"For God's sake! My Hershey highway is a one way street!" - Toddster

"You are a freaky chick." Toddster, just before he gets stabbed with a bong

"Dude, my bong. I got that in Kangku." - Toddster

"Dude, my brain!" - Toddster, after having his brain ripped out

"Brain go bye, bye." - Toddster's dying words